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敬上20块钱,您想去哪打车去吧,请您别再整我们!谢谢

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发表于 2008-12-18 10:13:41 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
星期一,我上车,除了坐车的1块钱什么都没带。从起点站坐到终点站,自我感觉一路平静。但是在终点站下车时,发现裤子里多了张纸条:“一个大人出门一个子都不带,丢不丢人啊。-- ”

星期二,我揣了个破钱包,里面装了1毛钱。到了终点站后,发现钱还在,钱包里被塞了张纸条:“我们不是乞丐,请不要侮辱我们的职业,。-- ”
星期三,我还是揣破钱包,里面装了100块假钞。到了终点站后,发现钱仍然还在,钱包里被塞了张纸条:“私藏大面值假抄是违法行为,请自觉去相关部门上交。-- ”
星期四,我拿了个信封,里面装了叠过期的新京报。到了终点站后,发现信封还在,拿出报纸一看,报纸被换成了最新的新京报,外带1张纸条:“现在是咨询时代,及时更新信息,才能把握机会,赢得成功!-- ”      
星期五,我在衣兜里放了个玩具手机。到了终点站后,手机仍在,多了张纸条:“请不要开此玩笑影响我公司正常工作。-- ”
星期六,我拿了把玩具手枪插在腰上。到了终点站后,发现枪不见了,裤腰里被塞了张纸条:“最讨厌你们这些抢劫的,一点技术含量都没有!没收作案工具!-- ”
星期日,我正准备上车,结果人太多没挤上去。正等下一班车的时候,我一摸口袋,发现多了20快钱,还有张纸条:“大哥,干我们这一行的整天风吹日晒的也不容易,敬上20块钱,您想去哪打车去吧,请您别再整我们 "
发表于 2008-12-18 10:38:20 | 显示全部楼层
沙发;P :victory:
发表于 2008-12-18 15:00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-18 19:13:37 | 显示全部楼层
请不要侮辱我们的职业;P :victory:
发表于 2008-12-19 01:48:37 | 显示全部楼层
:lol !!!!!!!!!!!!
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