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首先感谢央视给我们带来新的古装版《人猿泰山》

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3. <P align=center><FONT color=red>==该帖由 月明风轻 分类为 热门帖 ==<BR>奖励 15000MP 救生圈3个 醒目灯5个 匿名符1个 </FONT></P><BR><FONT color=#999999>做人要厚道，转载请注明来自猫扑(mop.com)</FONT><BR><EM>(发帖时间:2005-05-12 21:04:37)</EM> <BR>--- <a href="http://dzh.mop.com/topic/editSub.jsp?sid=5415529" target="_blank" ><FONT style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline" color=#000000>月影寒霜</FONT></A> <BR>
4. <P><B><FONT color=#ff0000>【楼主】</FONT></B> (1):<FONT title="2005-05-12 21:08:25">少年杨过：长的丑就算了，你能不能不要这么猥琐？<BR><IMG src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2005/05/12/3801f25c.jpg"><BR>
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7. <P><B><FONT color=#ff0000>【楼主】</FONT></B> (2):<FONT title="2005-05-12 21:11:02">杨过是及格的，头发是漂染的，<BR><IMG src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2005/05/12/fdfdabcc.jpg"><BR>
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10. <P><B><FONT color=#ff0000>【楼主】</FONT></B> (3):<FONT title="2005-05-12 21:11:28">服装是皮草的，<BR><IMG src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2005/05/12/9c1aee7f.jpg"><BR>
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13. <P><B><FONT color=#ff0000>【楼主】</FONT></B> (4):<FONT title="2005-05-12 21:12:02">玄铁是巨型的，估计比+15的破山攻还高<BR><IMG src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2005/05/12/553af302.jpg"><BR>
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16. <P><B><FONT color=#ff0000>【楼主】</FONT></B> (5):<FONT title="2005-05-12 21:12:44">龙女是痴呆的，表情是幼稚的,演技是木头的,哎，水灵的亦菲...可惜...<BR><IMG src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2005/05/12/41d1a9d1.jpg"><BR>
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19. <P>扑(6):<FONT title="2005-05-12 21:12:57"><S>该楼已被搂主删除</S>
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22. <P><B><FONT color=#ff0000>【楼主】</FONT></B> (7):<FONT title="2005-05-12 21:14:05">衣服是公主的，并且是仙剑的<BR><IMG src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2005/05/12/35bb71f7.jpg"><BR>
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25. <P><B><FONT color=#ff0000>【楼主】</FONT></B> (8):<FONT title="2005-05-12 21:14:30">郭靖是丑陋的，样子是太 监的（旁是胸前贴着八卦符的丘处机道长）<BR><IMG src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2005/05/12/fd3a7723.jpg"><BR>
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28. <P><B><FONT color=#ff0000>【楼主】</FONT></B> (9):<FONT title="2005-05-12 21:14:53">黄蓉是平庸的，活象是媒婆的<BR><IMG src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2005/05/12/d233fc9e.jpg"><BR>
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31. <P><B><FONT color=#ff0000>【楼主】</FONT></B> (10):<FONT title="2005-05-12 21:15:32">骗人<BR><IMG src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2005/05/12/1e8144ba.jpg"><BR>
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34. <P><B><FONT color=#ff0000>【楼主】</FONT></B> (11):<FONT title="2005-05-12 21:15:59">郭芙是惊艳的，造型是妖女的<BR><IMG src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2005/05/12/95d74d30.jpg"><BR>
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37. <P><B><FONT color=#ff0000>【楼主】</FONT></B> (12):<FONT title="2005-05-12 21:16:52">郭襄是可爱的<BR><IMG src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2005/05/12/0398bf7f.jpg"><BR>
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40. <P><B><FONT color=#ff0000>【楼主】</FONT></B> (13):<FONT title="2005-05-12 21:17:03">打扮是宝玉的<BR><IMG src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2005/05/12/ae6ed931.jpg"><BR>
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43. <P><B><FONT color=#ff0000>【楼主】</FONT></B> (14):<FONT title="2005-05-12 21:17:39">程英是烈性的，马甲是紧身的<BR><IMG src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2005/05/12/0769f7c3.jpg"><BR>
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46. <P><B><FONT color=#ff0000>【楼主】</FONT></B> (15):<FONT title="2005-05-12 21:18:02">无双是稚嫩的，身份是童工的<BR><IMG src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2005/05/12/ba379f3b.jpg"><BR>
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49. <P><B><FONT color=#ff0000>【楼主】</FONT></B> (16):<FONT title="2005-05-12 21:18:27">绿萼是环保的，裙子是青菜的（好大一莴苣）<BR><IMG src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2005/05/12/aa78f792.jpg"><BR>
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52. <P><B><FONT color=#ff0000>【楼主】</FONT></B> (17):<FONT title="2005-05-12 21:18:40">莫愁是妖姬的，一身是漆黑的<BR><IMG src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2005/05/12/5c3cd29a.jpg"><BR>
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55. <P><B><FONT color=#ff0000>【楼主】</FONT></B> (18):<FONT title="2005-05-12 21:19:28">说得好听点：凤凰中烧锅炉的<BR><IMG src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2005/05/12/0492e0e6.jpg"><BR>
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58. <P><B><FONT color=#ff0000>【楼主】</FONT></B> (19):<FONT title="2005-05-12 21:19:58">表情是做作的，台词是肉麻的。<BR><IMG src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2005/05/12/3ec8f524.jpg"><BR>
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61. <P><B><FONT color=#ff0000>【楼主】</FONT></B> (20):<FONT title="2005-05-12 21:20:17">尹志平是美容院做面膜的<BR><IMG src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2005/05/12/cc61bf4d.jpg"><BR>
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64. <P><B><FONT color=#ff0000>【楼主】</FONT></B> (21):<FONT title="2005-05-12 21:21:14">造型师是欠砍的，道具师是该揍的<BR><IMG src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2005/05/12/78afde58.jpg"><BR>
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67. <P><B><FONT color=#ff0000>【楼主】</FONT></B> (22):<FONT title="2005-05-12 21:21:17">造型师是欠砍的，道具师是该揍的<BR><IMG src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2005/05/12/68b5e720.jpg"><BR>
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70. <P><B><FONT color=#ff0000>【楼主】</FONT></B> (23):<FONT title="2005-05-12 21:22:05">总导演是莫名的，制片人是去死的，电视台是被涮的，众观众是……绝望的<BR><IMG src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2005/05/12/30c87f8d.jpg"><BR>
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73. <P><B><FONT color=#ff0000>【楼主】</FONT></B> (24):<FONT title="2005-05-12 21:22:48">群众：“请问这里是《西游记》剧组吗？” <BR>导演：“去你弟，这里是《神雕侠侣》。”<BR><IMG src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2005/05/12/3470282f.jpg"><BR>
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76. <P><B><FONT color=#ff0000>【楼主】</FONT></B> (25):<FONT title="2005-05-12 21:24:22">《神雕侠侣》异志版 <BR>《神雕侠侣》神怪版 <BR>《神雕侠侣》山海经版啊<BR><IMG src="http://upload.mop.com/user/2005/05/12/f2278a72.jpg"><BR>
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高山流水

没意思，一点都不好笑[em01]

霞客

肚皮笑痛了.

天天天蓝

现在的电视剧啊！··#￥%……%—**

说啥好来？？？

算了，还是不说了！！！

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李志明

   三流的导演，四流的演“妓”

祭日

实习导演！

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晃晃碰

糟踏一部是一部啊～～～

搞晕金庸没商量～～～～～～～～～

哈哈哈～～～～～～～～～

老狼

说实话我觉得 &lt;笑傲江湖&gt;还是不错的

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